The picture on the yacht is a food baby followed by a couple beers. Her retort video is the next morning after a poop and water flush. I know this because i see it in myself every freaking weekend. 

Eh those are ugly. What's up with all the ugly sandals? 

This blog is for intelligent individuals. It's therefore a good assumption. Perhaps you'd like to quietly see yourself out, as the adults are talking here. 

Me.

Diamonds most definitely do not go up in value over time

For all your pomp about how you worked and expect them to work, you sure do have very low reading comprehension skills.

What are you on about? Maybe you were a shit to your kids, but my college-age daughter is going shopping with me next weekend, cooked with me last night, and in between is enjoying her life with a mix of friends from work, high school and college. Your yammering has no connection to reality.

Who DOES this? People in these comments have a really a weird sense of what college kids are actually up to. I’m actually living with one in real time in real life and it is nothing like this post or these comments.

Mine has 2 online classes at her University, a job AND an internship. 

Ohman it’s too sweet. Unflavored perrier please. 

Paloma should be made with sprite and sprite ONLY (do you know how hard it is to find pelligrino in 90 percent of Mexico?) What a sin. 

Notice he didn't utter a WORD against your solid argument. Nothing more than a concern troll. 

Sardonicus just keeps saying “more of the same!” cause, ya know, that totally worked. Reminds me of that great article in Mcsweeney’s about how we couldn’t possibly elect a female president despite the fact that we almost did one that got over 3 million *more* votes.

Thinks he's slick. My god. 

Sardonicus is lying. He thinks he’s bring insidious “let’s plant a lil seed of doubt” but he’s such a moron that we all see right through him. 

Dude is old and obese. NO way he doesn’t kick it first.

Use a large hamper for garbage can. Has holes in the side (no leaks). Has a lid that opens and closes easily. Is nicer looking. Is 30 bucks. 

The first time my teenage daughter took birth control, she barfed bright pink ice cream all over her white Fur-like area rug overnight. It was a great time all around.

Carol Tice is STILL around? Daaang girl got sticking power. I've been freelancing for 15 years---turning down work for 14 of them. 

Holy shit, babylegs doesn’t understand the petition is tongue-in-cheek!!! What a maroon!!