the trackhawk was at an immediate disadvantage as its tires were spinning in david tracy’s tears.

User name checks out... Khaaaaaan!

Let’s see if this works:

The Jeep Wranglers front wheels don’t enjoy this independence you speak of.

I’m kinda disappointed with what happened with Klaue, I wanted him to continue popping up in the MCU as a bit more than a minor pain in the ass.

I inserted a quarter in their peanut vending machine an nothing came out, told the clerk WTF. The clerk just said “ah never mind it happens sometimes”while tossing a quarter in my general direction. This is when I went ballistic on him and told him he was an inconsiderate cunt.

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Since a lot of people seem to be getting confused, I’ll make another note...

Correct. This is how you do it:

Does it sound more or less ridiculous than Conference Championship Winning QB Derek Bortles?

God damn it I’m getting teary eyed thinking of him just going to town in his budhole this weekend

I like to imagine him in the Good Place, watching the game in his Budhole.

Brother, any right thinking Pats fan - like you and me - should honor the memory of Jacksonville’s finest citizen, pater patriae Jason Mendoza, and just accept that this may not be our year, but, rather, the year of what is easily one of Northeastern Florida’s Top 10 Swamp Cities

3 dash lights or under is ok in an Audi.

Step One on every German Car Repair.

That’s the teardown required to top off the windshield wiper fluid.

What were you doing? An oil change?

Oil change?

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.