Worst part is letting his girlfriend clean out the car, own your shame like a man. There’s a reason I washed my own socks in high school.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

For me, it was the scene where two Porgs are looking at Rey/Luke/Anakin’s lightsaber. I’ve seen the film twice, and every time I wanted one to kill the other with it accidentally.

If I had any problems with an alien introduced in TLJ it was the titty-dicked space manatees.

I honestly thought that one scene of them looking at Chewie in horror as he’s about to eat one of their own as the funniest part of the movie if only for the fact that he feels really guilty about it.

Yes, he is.

He’s black.

+1

It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle. 

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

The latter.

The latter.

Won’t be right till they fix Megaman Legends 3!

Nope, I’m still waiting for Mega Man Legends 3. I’ve never cared for the original series.

This violates the Geneva convention

But they’ll give you the balance in stock options!

Family has owned 5 and I live in CO, so lots of friends have owned. Your experience is not typical.

This is what I do at parties.

I’ve seen plenty of people use the tray table as a baby diaper changing station, and I know for a fact the tray tables often are not wiped down between flights.