What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

The new front end looks much better

“This is the best looking Jeep GC model ever.”

I can verify this, as I have 3 kids but have only caught 1 foul ball, and have expended roughly the same amount of effort to achieve both.

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.” -Dave Barry

Whenever Mrs Lizardo questions my decision making I just remind her that she married me so hers is worse.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

We ran out of gas in a VERY bad neighborhood in New Orleans... We saw the gas station, but couldn’t get to it from where we were, so had to make a loop. We went a touch too far, and got in to a really bad part of town that that felt light years from French Quarter even though it was only two miles or so away. Houses…

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.

Sure wish they made a third game in this franchise. Shame it ended at only 2 which was a great follow up to the first (one of my personal favorite games of all time).

Yep, real shame there wasn’t a third.,

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

Trust me, those are the ones you don’t want long-term...

More people I know are going back to breeders because of the ridiculous hoops that shelters are making adopters jump through.

So, if they overheat, we know who to come after with pitchforks.

“writer” lol good one.

:blush

Props to burps25 for calling this last month.

The third worst crime he’s ever committed.

Truly. Madly.