Crotch death was my ex-wife’s bowling team nickname.

What sadomasochist came up with this thing?

Could Gizmodo not quote Cesar Millan as an “expert” in dog behavior?

Every time someone talks about Xbox exclusives they always forget about Sunset Overdrive =(

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

But I don’t really know for sure. I do know that the smartest technical people can make just as much as the paper pushers, especially at a place like Google.

Deep in the Amazon basin there are people who have lived for centuries, maybe millennia with almost no contact with the outside world. They have been born, lived, raised their children and died for generations without seeing anything beyond their forest home. Because of their remote location and the difficulty of…

If he is one of the main technical mind behind the technology, and Google plans to make billions off of self driving tech, than I see no reason that he shouldn’t get that money. I would rather it go to him, than some C-level or executive paper pusher.

The new front end looks much better

“This is the best looking Jeep GC model ever.”

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

“Once you’re President, you can do whatever you want. Grab ‘em by the pussy. Taft knows what I’m talking about.”

Spoken like someone who has never used Excel for even five seconds. Anyone who seriously believes that hovering back and forth over a 1x10" space with two fingers is better than a 3x3" with one could probably do their “work”, such as it is, on an iPad.

In my experience, at least half of people getting a 15" class machine are doing so expressly b/c they want or need a numeric keypad (i.e. anyone who has to use Excel for a living in any capacity), so this thing fails out of the gate.

I can verify this, as I have 3 kids but have only caught 1 foul ball, and have expended roughly the same amount of effort to achieve both.

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.” -Dave Barry

Whenever Mrs Lizardo questions my decision making I just remind her that she married me so hers is worse.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Of course, what Mackey really said was that he wanted to import some of Amazon’s customer focus. He said nothing about its employee culture.