Or, alternately, “The 8 onliest games for the Nintendo Switch”

I don’t know... I kinda feel like Roland needs a real snappy catch phrase with more zazz and zip...

I like to think Vaas escaped the island and is now comfortably ensconced somewhere in the Microsoft hierarchy....

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

What’s the definition of insanity, again?

I’m on Book 4.

I know that kid. He plays for the Lions.

I wish I could juke my girlfriend like that when she finds out I forgot to take chicken out of the freezer.

Shit. The want for a Toyobaru twin grows by the moment.

Stanley Adventure Cooler 30

Stanley Adventure Cooler 30

Maxima... Maxima... Maxima

MUST

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

This was a triumph

Looks more like a Jeep Renegade rival than a Wrangler. But maybe that’s okay.

Looks like a Range Rover mated with BB-8

On the plus side, it won’t kill everyone in an earthquake like the existing highway?

I can’t look at any picture of Bertha and feel positive. Eff Seattle DOT right in the A.

For sale: Large tunneling machine

Mark brings balance to all the fools who take this stuff way too seriously.