And that’s how I ripped off the front bumper valance on my truck.....twice.

I didn’t go in to STEM expecting to find it rewarding, but good god I did not anticipate it being as volatile as it is. Every time I make a large purchase I have to ask myself “but will I be laid off soon?”. I’m just trying to keep a steady paycheck. I don’t even know what a raise above a COL adjustment is, tbh.

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

Thank you. Bring back lime.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

You must learn to love the Hindenburg-esque nature of this project. It’s like a roller coaster held together by the assurance of tetanus and promised beer.

Oh the humanity, indeed.

Also makes Raph’s Baja feel like unbelievably bad trash:

Thats a cool looking Jeep in the background. I bet you could could get that thing up and running in a jiffy. A weekend or two at best.

Depends: are you filming? If so, body. (send us the footage)

0) There is a game

The Laws of Thermodynamics:

He does love Fig Newtons

Even Icelandic immigration can be - odd.

So back in college, I went to a beer pong tournament and got paired up with quite an attractive teammate. As the tournament went on, we became more and more friendly and after a tough loss we ended up commiserating back in her dorm room. As I had many beers that night, I had quite the singular focus once we arrived…

In college I met some kid who had won GUTS when he was younger and had a piece of the Aggro Crag in his frat house room. It was amazing. And I was so jealous

Winners of GUTS got a piece of the Aggro Crag! It’s the radical rock!!!!!

Depends. If you’ve been around long enough you’ve seen the photo of Deadspin with Colin Kaepernik. Please note Drew’s sweater around his waist.

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)

Keep in mind this is the same guy that pulled a belly landing on Star Killer Base in the MF. #scruffylooking