I saw Star Wars Ep 2 in the theater, and at one point Anakin says to Padme, “Are you suffering as much as I am?” Some national treasure yelled out “Yes!” and the entire theater burst out laughing. It was cinematic perfection.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

Ahh yes, I have a lifelong love for these.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

The hero America needs, not the one we deserve

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

I suppose that you could call it the jump of the century.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

It’s got a commie motor, commie shocks, and commie tires. It was built before shits were given so it will never run good. So is it the new Red mobile?

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

Not you! Lemme get going on another post you may care about more.

It’s like a really obscure deal. You probably haven’t heard of it.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

Then again, this is Google Street View from 2007, and it’s white. Hmmm...not sure why there would be a plain white wrap, other than someone didn’t pay the bill and the owner covered the ad on spite.

Billboards use vinyl ‘wraps’ now, so it’s basically been covered by plastic the whole time. Note the water damage at the seams and some peeling. There was likely a problem putting on the new wrap (high wind?) or they found a problem with the advertisement. A new one will likely be up soon, or it might be getting…

There is a grain of truth back when drum brakes were common.

* goes deep undercover into stadium parking lot tailgate, loses sense of self, begins to question whether he’s really one of the good guys after everything he’s taken part in*

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

It also fits the 3" lift kit...

Yeah. I worked at a company that had decent-to-good company culture. No expectation of working late or weekends, easy flexibility if you had a doctor’s appointment or sick kid and wanted to work remotely for a day, frequent optional events like team picnics or taking a half day to go see a baseball game ... and one…