I’m pretty sure that’s a Faraday Future, dude.

In the new Doom, if you accidentally land in lava...

They store it in a warehouse, rotting for the next 50 years, in anticipation of David Tracy’s grandson to buy them.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Kindly get the hell out of my head. :-)

And that’s how I ripped off the front bumper valance on my truck.....twice.

I didn’t go in to STEM expecting to find it rewarding, but good god I did not anticipate it being as volatile as it is. Every time I make a large purchase I have to ask myself “but will I be laid off soon?”. I’m just trying to keep a steady paycheck. I don’t even know what a raise above a COL adjustment is, tbh.

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

Thank you. Bring back lime.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

You must learn to love the Hindenburg-esque nature of this project. It’s like a roller coaster held together by the assurance of tetanus and promised beer.

Oh the humanity, indeed.

Well I mean a least it wasn’t eating the kid’s head. What’s a parent to do? Save your kid or take a photo?

Also makes Raph’s Baja feel like unbelievably bad trash:

Thats a cool looking Jeep in the background. I bet you could could get that thing up and running in a jiffy. A weekend or two at best.

Fact: Matt Damon has written every book ever

Depends: are you filming? If so, body. (send us the footage)

The Laws of Thermodynamics:

I’m going to take the libertarian view to this and simply say we need to stop getting hung up on gender and race when hiring, unless there is a clear pattern of discrimination.

That sounds a bit anecdotal.