My car gets 25 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way me likes it!

Bills fans don’t take a day off

Pfft, people do that with STOCK Rseses

That’s an obscene amount of torque.

eta: with Blackjack and hookers!

Toyota. Watered to the Hydrant.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

160 in a Maxima??

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

TIL the turbo tattoo guy is actually an off grid enthusiast.

It’ll lead to a three-year, $40M deal with the Browns, where Brissett will put up a passer rating of 73.6 and be out of the league by 2020.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

All wrong.

thats a lie. Every problem can be solved by force.

And next you will tell me that I can’t fix everything with a hammer

The Fiesta driver was just demonstrating that they are ready for the Ferrari Challenge series.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.