BRUH

He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

It’s like a big cat.

chupa-thingy

“Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?!”

Looks more like a Puma to me.

So what you’re saying is...

If that’s weird I don’t want to be normal.

This may seem weird, but right now it’s 4x4 full size vans

G8 GXPs are still not cheap used...

This goes beyond your everyday Code Brown. This was at least DEFBROWN-4.

That bottom picture is the most Massachusetts image I’ll see today.

Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

Hulk smash

Future headline: Chinese airlines file for bankruptcy after revealing “Peter Thiel is totally gay”…

They literally tried to make their own helmet, with Blackjack and hookers.

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.