I disagree, I think hard shell 3-4lb lobsters taste the best, so I imagine that a huge monster like this one would still taste better than slimy post-molt soft shell chicks. Talk about nasty.

Yep. My (Bay Area, as well as seattle) neighbors are insane.

He’s going to need a lot of ketchup cake for this.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

The water wasn’t warm enough. It should be boiling hot. Haven’t they cooked a lobster before?

Fortunately, Big Lobi’s large, dead body will be put to good use.

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

It’s like a big cat.

chupa-thingy

“Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up animals?!”

Looks more like a Puma to me.

That could be dangerous

Yep, I do the same thing.

So what you’re saying is...

If that’s weird I don’t want to be normal.

This may seem weird, but right now it’s 4x4 full size vans

G8 GXPs are still not cheap used...

This goes beyond your everyday Code Brown. This was at least DEFBROWN-4.

That bottom picture is the most Massachusetts image I’ll see today.