Every car I’ve ever owned has had reverse where it belongs: between P and N. You can keep your Flintstones cars.

Hulk smash

Future headline: Chinese airlines file for bankruptcy after revealing “Peter Thiel is totally gay”…

HE MUST BE CAST.

They literally tried to make their own helmet, with Blackjack and hookers.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

There is no more heartfelt condolence from a Jalop.

With all due respect for the loss here, allow me to give my send off.

Say no more, fam:

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

I came here to pay respects to that part. I think it really strikes a chord because Jalops love Mustang/vehicular homicide jokes.

That is a quality parody of The Battle Hymn of the Republic at 9:36.

I have too.

While it’s easy to condemn her, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say most of us have probably ridden in a trunk of a vehicle at some point. I know I have (thanks, mum!).

BS Mech Engineering checking in, have already driven the new GT. Engineering rocks.

As if I needed another reason to consider my Poli Sci degree a complete fucking waste of time.

You will never be the very best with that kind of attitude.