Nothing to see here, people! Move along!

Like this? 60-second-MSPaint job

Yup.

That’s it, the momentum has officially shifted; Cars & Coffee will no longer be plagued by Mustang drivers. From here forth, the new overlord of C&C demolition will be the (2017) Subaru BRZ (with manual transmission).

IS THAT A F*****G REAR WING!?

Don’t forget “Too soon, junior”

Except now it’ll be all of us as “grown-ups”. The parking lot could actually be pretty sweet. I originally attended it with a ‘95 Z28 Camaro with bitchin T-tops and a broken LSD (one-wheeled burnouts FTW!). Fast forward 15 years, and I’d be going in my track-prepped C7 Vette.

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I think it’s going to be exactly this. For 6 hours.

Can’t possibly beat this.

Give it a few more years, it will finish converting!

What could possibly go wrong?

Man, I hate AbuDhabi Nazis.

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

Come to New England.

Only secret you need to know.
Skip the Bloody Mary and have a Caesar. The Canadians know how to make a drink.