“Why isn’t the writer smart enough to avoid the link between this subject and a recent horrible event?!”

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

I’m making a note here:

That’s just attention to detail, man. The mark of a true professional. Nobody should judge that.

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

We must be about the same age.

Drunk chick steals a truck

Unsurprisingly, she lost control of the truck and it crashed into a barn in the town of Limerick.

Hardbody Zuckerberg would fare well for her, judging by how billionaire’s daughters are turning out these days.

Would have been a lot easier if they’d had a boy.

That only raises more questions than it answers.

I remember seeing my first karma and thinking “Holy crap that thing is massive!”. It kinda amazed me with how big it was. Great looking though. Also, I’ve been to the Jalopnik mainframe years ago...but I was frightened and I left after only one picture

My opinion: The Chief should have only been the protagonist of the first 3 games. 4 and on should have just featured a new Hero, a new story, perhaps even a new time. John’s story should have ended endlessly drifting in cryo stasis on his ship.

You didn’t own Mario Party. Me either.

Found another picture

Camry bumper corners that prefer to be innies.

Street triple with a round headlight is sexy

It’s true. Regular corvettes are often less than Z06 corvettes.

I certainly will now that you mention it, brilliant!