Seriously. $60 is the discounted price? Bullshit.

Seriously. $60 is the discounted price? Bullshit.

I’d like to thank those that get this joke.

I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire storage area.

Well, yes. But the 4Runner starts at $34,500, whereas the Wrangler starts below $24,000. Direct competitors, they are not.

I’m surprised a Scout fan has time for the internet between fixing rust and getting tetanus shots

Nah, Internet has moved onto Clock Boy

and the interwebs are left with retribution blue balls..... :-(

Even more brilliant would be wearing shoes when you pour boiling water near your feet. But I'm not a mechanic so I don't know.

Ford Bronco

The Cadillac Cien. Thirteen years old and still looks ‘cutting’ edge.

Volkswagen Blue Sport roadster. Mid engine and TDI. Was scheduled for 2013, but never happened. Thanks global financial collapse.

The Nissan IDx Nismo Concept.

OMG DID YOU DESIGN EVERY CAR SINCE 1999?!

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

I’m ready for this hate parade, Deadspin. I’ve got my Andre Tippett jersey on, I’m drunk, and I’m not wearing any underwear. But if I were, you can be DAMN SURE that they’d be emblazoned with a Pat Patriot logo.

... The story explains that the system worked best against “unsophisticated” teams—the Dolphins and Bills are named...

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”