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This is a bit different because it’s not at all the worst customer I ever dealt with, but was definitely the worst customer experience I had. I was a service advisor at a dealership and a young college student came in to buy a car to replace her civic that just got totalled. She didn’t have much in the way of money,…

Just two words: Stripped bolts. We had a customer with a Dodge Neon Srt4 come in and nearly every bolt was stripped. From the wheel lugs to the motor mounts. He came in to get his fuel pump replaced but nothing we did could get the bolts out. Ended up showing the guy the issue and asking if we could cut them. I guess…

How would you like to get this email after spending $25K

I had a customer come in to yell at me because I didn’t tighten his lug-nuts enough and his new wheels almost fell off with his wife in the car, well the jokes on him. I am him.

I’ll fire away.

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

This looks absolutely awesome on a Galaxy S6 Edge.

“you call that a wing?” - 2016 Dodge Viper ACR.

Also a violation of Doge Law.

“How about we wait for her to have a meltdown and then she is crying and tries to scratch — and then you’ll want to help her.”

Seems like more of a reason to take it offroad. Think of the clicks you can get with a “A Jeep is good off road, but what this driver did might surprise you!” headline and one wheel spinning wildly in the sand as the car doesn’t go anywhere.

I wanted to take it to an offroad park but that’s off the menu now.

I’ve gotten some looks from younger folks. It’s an attractive car. Haven’t done any #urban #active #Millennial things in it yet. I wanted to take it to an offroad park but that’s off the menu now.

Code for black Omaker charger is SR3WKS5O.

Code for black Omaker charger is SR3WKS5O.

Black is now QZR and Silver is MTXV. White is now called Black and Blue is now called 4.

It’s a strange mix of emotions, isn’t it? Mostly embarrassing at first, but when you round the corner and those who saw the push start are out of view you’re left with the fact that you passed the inspection: victory!!!

That is a good idea. Many police depts offer their lots for CL transactions and will even run the VIN for you at no charge.

Girls don’t like old trucks like they used to. Once they get the point of the bench seat, they love em though.

Your headline prompted me to come in here and say something like, “lemme get somea that sweet stuff you’re smoking” but over the course of the article... you’ve convinced me.