theredtape
theredtape
theredtape

In high-school a friend and I went off-roading, he in his lifted TJ, me in my trusty, bone stock ‘95 Mercury Mystique. We forded some water, I busted a strut spring, it was a great time. I guess the statute of limitations for earning a Jalopnik sticker is probably up though...

I think it's worth it if this is your thing. It's quite clear that a lot of work has gone into this thing. One of the few times when I think the seller's asking price jibes with what's presented.

Who left out these damn onions?

Do you even extra headlight, Bro?

This is what is called “used outside of designed operating parameters”.

“an air of outdoorsy coolness”... I just threw up in my mouth. That’s the worst aspect of Wrangler ownership: Suspected douchiness.

That puddle at the bottom keeps the tires from overheating on the rocks.

A Jeep Wrangler. People from all kinds of different social backgrounds like them so it’s always a good conversation starter. Even if you never take it off the pavement it still exudes an air of outdoorsy coolness. It’ll make the statement “I’m all grown up now and have made it far enough in life to afford nice things,

‘Merica

Indeed...the word "epic" is way overused but those Nissan ads were epic.

This ad is nowhere near as amazing as the Nissan ad is.

Hey Lana....LANA...LANAAAAA!!!

you are shitting me... THIS IS AWESOME.

Does it have a blower?

Hillary Clinton as Mallory Archer. Interesting.

Woo hoo Danger zone!!1

Could it be said that it's taking a ride into the danger zone?

This is Bill’s ride