You say “just” but it will have been 13 years by the time this is released - the same amount of time between Batman Forever and The Dark Knight.

Similarly, it’s kind of a pity Scarecrow was used for a version opener recently, as his gimmick would make him a perfect excuse to use flashbacks to help introduce a new interpretation of Batman. I’d particularly like to see him in a cat-and-mouse story costarring a newly released Joe Chill caught in the middle of the…

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears:

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

You also left in a NLDS, if you wanted to fix that too.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

There’s a group of Democrats who see themselves being future DJT’s. They’re very hesitant to create any precedents that might be used against them when the day comes that they try to become an inept dicktater. Of course, being lazy probably has a lot to do with it too. But never let it be said that any chance to…

1. John Wilkes Booth

I’d love to see some primary scares to maybe make these reps rethink their strategy.

Yup. If all they worry about is holding onto the House, they're likely going to lose it. 

I’m surprised Bret Stephens would even to go to a baseball game.

Some idiot from Delaware County, very likely

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I know I’m basing my vote on who has proven they can beat Trump when it matters. That’s why I’m proud to put my support behind *glass shatters* STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Ah, the Democrats' slogan from the past 3 decades. Still gives me chills of inspiration. 

Head-scratching Homer?

Not enough stars.