Nobody cares that you’re scared of girls and brown people.

Go fuck yourself.

I swipe a clean fork that is freshly wrapped in napkins on the table next to me.

I loved ActRaiser. It’s probably second in terms of games I played through the most, and it’s the only game I ever rented multiple times. I was so bummed when it wasn’t on the SNES Classic.

The Kalamazoo Stout if they have it.

And yet the republican congress would have spent all of 5 seconds before they began impeaching Clinton.

As a fan of a Phillies team that is clearly on the upswing and will still at least share first place after tonight I absolutely am in favor of Eichoff getting the fuck out of town

His resting face always looks like he wandered into a public library without his pants on looking to order a fried chicken sandwich.

I disagree

Queen Elizabeth is gonna milkshake him when he comes to visit. 

Yes, noted Bernie squad the...Breakfast Club?

claiming teachers’ unions strongly oppose charters “for reasons having nothing to do with the welfare of children,”

Hey kids, the word of the day is:

and here I thought it was going to be about the brown shoes with that blue suit.

Again, I don’t think you’re necessarily wrong in your analysis—though, burning enemies who refuse to surrender/submit is categorically different from burning hundreds of thousands of unarmed peasants who’ve already surrendered, and in earlier seasons Daenerys was presented as somebody who regularly insisted on that…

It’s washer and dryer. Without a washer and dryer, you have to lug a giant bag or hamper of your dirty laundry out of the house and go sit in a laundromat for hours. Without a dishwasher, you have to...wash some dishes in your sink. Or buy some paper plates.  No contest, not even close, the correct answer is washer…

Winter, forewarned for a century, lasted, in total, a few weeks.