How dare you sir! It’s very unfair of you to compare a hideous, soulless, inhuman monster to poor Bat Boy.

This is the bbest thing I've ever seen

When people tell me that political donations from employees of a certain industry doesn't mean anything I will link them to this article.

Everybody having access to mental health services would DECREASE the number of people with access to mental health services.

How gracious of Israel...

Guess he doesn’t care about drug laws either. Or murder laws. And I bet he speeds and doesnt even wear a seatbelt! Let’s get rid of all the laws! Criminals won’t listen to them anyway so what’s the point?

Are we being trolled? Because I thought for days that the Natural Light seltzer was a joke. This can’t possibly be real. 16 year olds are going to chug a tall boy of this shit and immediately drop dead.

Me too buddy. Me too.

Everybody does seem to be having a good time. 

Had to vote for Kate because of the French 75. One of my favorite drinks. Made them for the first time last New Year's with a Cremant de Loire and Bluecoat gin. It was a good night.

In fairness to the American public, they’ve been exposed to non-stop anti-socialist propaganda since the 1950s. Christianity would poll poorly too if the only exposure you had to it was detailed accounts of the Spanish Inquisition

Apparently the first people to realize this guy would grow up to be an insufferable bootlick were his parents. Kudos to you Mr. And Mrs. Swett.

I'm really looking forward to the Law and Order:SVU episode

Another galactic brain hot dog take from a presidential candidate polling at 0%.

I think I could actually hear all the sighs of relief coming from yachts and mansions all over the world.

But what if it was Hans Catsup?

Any time a white person dies in a movie is the REAL racism. REAL REVERSE RACISM. REAL REVERSE RANCID REKT REALLY REAL RACISM 

Yeah and first Donkey Kong was a bad guy but now he’s a good guy! Pick a side! You’re either in favor of princess kidnapping or you aren't!

Ross Douthat is furiously masturbating right now. Scroll up and take a look at his picture. I’ll wait.

Yeah I’m worried that list means no Hugo/Sam Seder since they included several recurring voices.