Herr’s Jalapeno Popper cheese curls are the best.

I'm confused. Wasn't the whole marketing campaign for Apple Jacks about how they DON'T taste like apples? 

Do you know about tomato pie? Is tomato pie a thing outside the Philly suburbs? I genuinely have no clue.

Chipotle gouda sounds amazing. And fuck blue cheese.

“I just signed a deal with Atlantis to stop the rising sea waters. They’ve been trying to get a deal like this for years folks, but we did it. Everyone loves this deal: Aquaman, Namor, The Prince of Whales. They’re all talking about how great it is! TARIFFS WORK!"

Trump Brain Status: Grounded due to inclement weather

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheerios are best Cheerios. And they’re better than Reese’s Puffs.

Allentown or, god forbid, Reading are not nicer places to spend your time than Philadelphia. Trust me. And I live in fucking Norristown.

Hot take nobody will read: VI is better, that is the game that should have been remade

Because you need a good guy (Saudi Arabia) with a gun to stop a bad guy (Yemeni children) with a gun?

I seems like people came for the Neymar story and then found this one...

The incels really came out for this comment section. Jesus.

Fooking Kneelers!

Hilarious.

It's great how all the nazi twits are getting so triggered in this comment section.

What's wrong little snowflake? Do you need a safe space?

Beer snobs make me sad. Beer is great. Let people drink whatever they want to drink and leave everybody alone.

Yeah, how about you mind your damn business? 

I would drink Topo Chico out of the fake Holy Grail from Last Crusade that exploded that guy.

This Ohio legislation is increidbly stupid. However. Would you prefer that, generally, there were no regulations?