Topham hat is a cruel master

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

Not the fact all of this proves nuclear technology is inherently unsafe and that the US is litered with them.

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

I was in Amsterdam and asked someone how deep the canals are. His answer: one meter of water, three meters of bicycles.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Sooo....

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

“Back in 2000, a tsunami slammed into Disco Bay, also on Greenland’s west coast.”

Yeah, but Disco Bay doesn’t advertise, so we didn’t hear much about it. 

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

When I was growing up we were told not to start sentences with and or but. You do it back to back in the first paragraph, not sure if that or Kinja ads is pissing me off more right now.

This is the most PG County story ever.

All I saw with that top pic.

if you banned him for 10 years, and in that time he was cryogenically frozen, you’d need to extend the ban to cover the length of his hibernation.

Stanced Toyota RAV3

I have a twisty beaker thing that aerates my wine.