I bet her salads are fucking hilarious

Everytime I find a thread with Chicagoans in it:

I invented the post-it.

In college, during a particularly sad dry spell I made some joke about having to put twigs and leaves over my vagina in the hopes that I could trick someone into falling in. A few years later, I see Margaret Cho doing the exact same joke. Clearly, Cho didn’t steal the joke from me. I’m not making a definite judgment…

Dial. It. Back. Lady.

Gadzooks, why would anyone claim credit for the disaster that was her Apollo appearance? That was a lazy, boring, repetitive set and I was super disappointed by it. Frankly, I’d prefer to think she stole those shitty jokes! Sadly, I think she’s just come to rely on her predictable self-effacing-body-bashing humor…

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.