This pic is actually from 2013, so he was maybe 22 here, and all 22 year olds definitely look like 12 year olds to me now.

He’s definitely 12. Or possible a vampire. Those are the only explanations for that picture.

Am I so old that 20-somethings look twelve to me, or does that 20-something actually look twelve?

I am convinced that if Billy Joel had simply embraced the fact that he is the most desperately lonely man who has ever lived, instead of trying to be an ‘80's cool guy, he would be far, far more critically appreciated today.

I want a parmesan boy for everything.

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)

You’re the kind of poly person who makes all the other poly people look bad. Like the atheist who can’t help but sneer condescendingly at people of faith.

you asked why i didn’t want my boyfriend to have sex with other people. i answered.

the thought of someone else near thetallbrunette’s penis makes me sick to my stomach, that’s why. it’s intimate and is to be shared between us and only us, until the end of our relationship.

um a lot of people want that.

Okay but based on the graph

That header photo makes sex look like a fucking horror movie still. That’s the only time sex can be done wrong.

I actually couldn’t care less about this remake, but any chance I get to make fun of the Ghostbusters crybabies, I will take.

I eagerly await the day Biden shows Kaine around the naval academy, capped off by shotgunning beers in the driveway.

I can’t wait to watch him eat Pence’s lunch like Biden did to Paul Ryan back in the 2012 VP debate.

With the way he so clearly loves Michelle and his beautiful girls I think we all secretly wish Obama was our dad. Like seriously after his speech I was like “He's got so much faith in me and this country, I cant disappoint him"

Same!! I would so buy a Dads of the DNC Calendar

My takeway from last night is that I have severe Daddy issues because I could not stop thinking about Obama, Kaine and Biden in that way. Like yes, please! What does it all mean??????

When I saw Foles had been released I felt the Jets would try to use it as leverage to get Fitz to put pen to paper. Not saying that’s what happened but how much of a slap in the face would that have been to say no to the guy that knows your system and sign Nick Fucking Foles?

It was the threat of the Jets signing Nick Foles that really made Fitzpatrick sign. **cough**