Amazon’s advertising for season 3 of The Man in the High Castle is getting a little weird.

“Wow, incredible. Just incredible. A beauty, am I right? No one gets captured when they fly one of these, I mean I don’t like people who get captured, but this thing’s a real treasure, folks. They don’t make them like this anymore, believe me, they don’t, though we are now, believe me.”

I'd say this is a perfect symbol of 2018 but if that were the case then the plane would be landing on the White House lawn and our president would be saying how beautiful it is. 

Reading and understanding this article requires way too much knowledge of Adam Sandler’s career than anyone should have.

There’s still a shot but they’ll probably pass

...starring Mahershala Ali and Viggo Mortensen...

Exactly.

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

Are you for what they did to Kavanaugh? Are you for having your government run by a mob or are you for the rule of law?

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Simone more.

This verbatim a submission I sent in to My Favorite Murder as a hometown murder story. It wasn’t picked up by Georgia and Karen but maybe it will get seen here:

And you don’t realize you forgot to close the blinds and it’s pitch black outside...

Okay okay okay!
here’s my story - it’s a brief one!

They need to compile a single post with all the past winners.

Miss Americae was my favorite part

OMFG LINDSAY GRAHAM SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP! 

Fallon did just have a great segment with Cardi B last week–oh wait, that was because his other guest did most of the interviewing. 

Never forget.

That’s a weird metric for greatness.

Seriously. They should totally start doing that.