Idk servers very rarely like conversations on busy nights.

After being confronted about this incident later by a few bold servers and some of the other regulars, he replied that he shouldn't have had to pay ANYTHING on that tab as he came to our fine establishment to enjoy (torment) the pretty servers and got stuck with a BOY.

In the late '80s and early 90s I worked as a bartender at a very nice hotel. It was the place where money came for lunch and supper, celebrities would stay there while shooting movies, and lots of AMEX Platinums (Ceturion wasn't around yet) went past your face.

"Now son, I hope you've learned an important lesson about knife safety here today. If you were just more careful, you could avoid such self-stabbing incidents in future."

I'm in a sci-fi club. Some of my friends have really great costumes. Mostly Star Trek to start with, but other stuff too.

The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

Don't fuck with drag queens, and always look both ways before crossing the street. That concludes today's life lessons.

I seriously don't get the people who want an "extra friendly" server. Why isn't being pleasantly polite enough? The server is there to get your food, not to be your dinner companion, and it's not possible to muster conversation and extra smiles for every single table every night.

It's all I wanted when she was born to 1) have hair and 2) have her fathers lashes! I lucked out on both :)

I can gestate like a boss!! But infants make poor dialouge

I found a puzzle box full of diamond rings and cufflinks in my Dad's attic. I'M RICH, BIATCH!

Thank you! Here's one picture for now.

So ya'll have heard me bitching about online dating for the past few months. Well, there was light at the end of the tunnel - three weeks ago I went on a date with a wonderful guy. We've spent a decent amount of time together and I've yet to see any red flags. We can't keep our hands off each other and the…

So this week I had all the testing done on my throat with the fun tube. Just FYI - 15 minutes of being poked in the sinuses with a tube is not a good time. But I found out that I probably don't have GERD after all (despite having been treated for it for years) and instead have no ability to swallow food. There was no…

I'm on almost week 3 of maternity leave and I'm soooooo bored!!! And I'm also a human pacifier to this little girl

*Fangirl screaming!* I made it into the top three on the pissing contest!!!!1!!!!

I ain't got nothin' for this crazy food thing though. I have to tap out this week.

Whoa, I want this. I NEED to look more Amish.