no one cares about your son's boners.

Scarlett and Colin... share the same sense of humor.

I always have stars for David Suchet who is the only true Hercule Poirot. John Malkovich can f*ck right off

“...where the women are strong, mainly from fighting off unwanted sexual advances.”

Just think of dipping one of those legs in butter though. Mmmm.

I find it chilling. A lot of people criticize it for being shallow, but they’re all wet—it’s actually really deep.

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?

They were confused by the absence of boob-armor, leather thongs, high-heel boots and thigh-high chainmail leggings.

I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.

“Can’t wait to show this to that liberal bitch in my office who says I’m racist...”