Ah, glitter. The herpes of craft supplies.

He’d best keep Louise away from fire, I’m all but certain she weighs the same as a duck...

I am disgusted by this utter lack of creativity.

First Amendment? Political “speech”? Call it performance (or conceptual) art.

while standing on the back of (one of) their (many) housekeepers

And then, of course, his wife, Evil Dipshit, would post a photo of herself holding up the insurance check on Twitter while standing on the back of (one of) their (many) housekeepers.

Okay, so we need to hook him up to mains power. That should correct the issue. :)

While it is legal to send poop through the US mail, you may be prosecuted for harassment for doing so. It all depends on if the authorities buy the “it was only a joke!” defense.

But only because Mistress told him she won’t get out the nipple clamps until he finds who destroyed her money…

Doesn’t matter because if was destroyed in the fire, he’d probably be making a profit on it...and then pushing for a law so others couldn’t do that in the future.

Everyone in Bel-Air says the area has been going downhill since those negros Phillip and Vivian Banks let their mouthy little nephew Will move in with them.

We can do better. It’s legal to send human fertilizer in the mail.

Horseshit wouldn’t phase him and is actually valuable.

OHMYGOD How does this not have more stars???!!!!

His theories are about as valid as this esteemed researcher.

Your instructor, Marvel’s Brother Voodoo?

That reminds me - Brother Voodoo is Doctor (yes, of psychology) Voodoo now.

It’ll be like the Black Panther of high fantasy.

Hotep Hogwarts sounds lit tho

“Dr” “Umar” “Johnson” is a fraud & exists b/c single black mothers r prolific. This dude isn’t 4 men, black white or yellow. His game is 2 establish an “alpha male” persona in the “conscious” community to prey on female hypergamy and enrich himself w/ speeches and donations.