Light yourself on fire. No one will miss you.

The fuck is this even supposed to mean?

The age of consent doesn’t matter if he was touching her in a sexual way without consent, even if she was 99 years old in that picture, it’s still a crime.

Yeah, we should never label children as victims when it is found that an adult was abusing them. We should wait until the child accepts that they were a victim.

Three paragraphs that boil down to: “In fact what I’m doing is focusing on Heigl, not Seagal,”

And she’s given sht for having a ‘difficult to work with’ reputation?? Gee, I wonder why?! Maybe she was tired of dealing with this kind of sht??  

“The last day of shooting, and again, I had just turned 16 on this movie. And he said, ‘You know Katie, I got girlfriends your age.’ And I said, ‘Isn’t that illegal?’ And he said, ‘They don’t seem to mind.’ And I said, ‘Mom!’ I’m not making that up.”

She also got a crazy amount of criticism for having the gall to acknowledge the sexism of Knocked Up...

The idea that any people, even extraordinarily idiotic ones like your supervisor seems to be, would believe that Steven Seagal could in anyway kick Bruce Lee’s ass is SO wrong that it makes me physically ill.

I won’t tell what you should do, but this comment was something you shouldn’t have done.

If by distant you mean 25 years ago, then yes, I believe you’re correct. I still remember watching Under Siege for purely scientific-cake-purposes, and thinking “what a doof.”

Busey was gold though.

Not saying what Segal did was OK.

You’ve given me a great day dream about a still-living Bruce Lee kicking the shit out of Steven Seagal.

It’s a shame he’s too old to get him in the MMA ring legitimately. He’s claimed to be able to beat anyone on the planet but even a mid-level MMA fighter would have him pooping his pants (again) in no time.

Anyway, fuck Steven Seagal.

I’m not saying Steven Seagal and Sebastian v. Gorka are the same person, but has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

A man that has perpetually resonated as ‘skeevy to the 10th power’ was photographed groping a minor? Color me not shocked.

-Kelly LeBrock

Anyway, fuck Steven Seagal.

And by ‘girlfriends’, Seagal meant Thai hookers.