I just looked that up, holy fuck how does such a terrible thought even get made, much less spoken? George Will can go to hell for that.

Something horrible happens to someone horrible. I hope she prevails.

All Fox had to do to end up with a bunch of perverts is hire conservative men in all positions of authority. What is a conservative but one who longs for the return to the values of the past? But, what was really going on in the past besides women and people of color being abused and disenfranchised at the whim of men…

And don’t sell anything to a Trump unless you get the money up front.

Turns out that when horrible things happen to horrible people, it still fucking sucks.

Don’t buy anything from a Trump supporter.

And see, what could she possibly gain from making this story up?

And see, what could she possibly gain from making this story up? Certainly not any favor with the Trump Administration or conservative media. You’d think that would convince even Fox News viewers to believe her but nope, they’re going to drag her through the mud.

“Yo, Death. Got any more Pringles?”

 Satan can. Death can’t.

Imagine that, the world’s longest board game ending with two losers.

Don’t forget Satan can call up Rommel and the rest of the Nazis with a snap of his fingers. Like when he packed that jury trial with Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, and the 1976 Philidephia Flyers on The Simpsons.

Bogus!

But when you win, and Death changes the rules to 2-outa-3, you’ll wish you had just gone quietly in the first place.

Or do what the main character in a Bavarian stage play did: Get Death drunk and cheat

Oh, this dream is specific to a digital version Traveller itself, not to Starfinder or any other space-themed D&D/Paizo game. Whereas Neverwinter Nights gives tremendous flexibility to class, skills, race, and feats, Traveller is all about having one’s former lifepath mapped out in fairly granular detail, so that you…

*plays DS while waiting on the couch*

Well, Neverwinter Nights is a computer game that closely matches the rule system of D&D and Pathfinder. If you want the space version of this, go get StarFinder, which is out now...baiscally D&D in space. We are in a campaign right now, which will probably take a year to complete. It’s a blast.

It’s a win-win-win-win. You have a chance to play it through, you have the chance of winning, you have the chance of killing 8 other random people, and you have the chance of never finding 8 other people to play with.

Tabletop RPGs emerged from the stew of wargames being produced in the 1960s and 1970s. If the complications of keeping track of spells per day, hit points recovered, food eaten per day, and THAC0 seems arcane or needlessly complex, these were simplifications and design improvements over the systems in wargames, and…