If she were as big as Prince was when he did what he did, that would work. Unfortunately for Kesha, she’s nowhere near as big of a draw as Prince.

I prefer “forced-birthers.” Says exactly what they want, women being forced to give birth, even if it kills them.

You have a pretty garbage boyfriend...

I’d rather punch him in the other end, grab, twist, and pull my hand out. Repeatedly.

He says “listening party,” I say “heist...”

This is why all my family FB friends are on my “Restricted” list.

Environmentalist Whackjob.

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Autoplay can DIAF.

Most likely both feeding on each other imo.

The Doctor vs. The Feebles...YES!!!

Nope. There is no such thing as “too much” hate for any of Fixed Noise’s minions.

$355,000 is pocket change to McDonald’s. Move the decimal a place or two to the right, and then they’ll take notice.

That, or he’s a secret fan of the Insane Clown Posse...

If he’s acquitted, the state can’t appeal (due to double jeopardy laws ?). Appeals are only for convicted defendants.

Bullshit. You can thank Gore for losing his home state of TN thanks to a pisspoor campaign. Had he won TN, FL would have been irrelevant.

Naw, what y’all are referrin’ to is cock magic...

Great article, I admit to chuckling upon reading Madame Leota’s last name.

Makes Mos Eisley look like the Jedi Temple by comparison...

You forgot WHORESWHORESWHORESWHORES...