His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

That dog is blind, seriously.

His name’s on the banner, dude.

WHOA. Magary recycling content for clicks? Is this GLORY BOY behavior? Is Margary now a haughty dipshit?

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

We’ve casted our vote

Is this sports?

He definitely only hires white people.

And why is the email not posted?! COME ON FEINBERG.

Looks like I’m done using the word “mulatto” now.

Well, might as well leave this here:

LSU Booster: Mike VI’s passing gives us paws.

Jack Nicholson? Better than Tom Cruise?

“The Star-spangled Banner” is a shitty song anyways. I’ll go to my grave thinking “This Land Is Your Land” would be the best national anthem.

What she should have said was “Go to Missouri.” Which is funny, because her team just came from there.

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

I’ve taken this advice my whole life. Eventually, one of two things happen:

That’s it, we’re gonna fite.

I look forward to the epee fanboy hate mail, which will be slow, deliberate, and generally risk averse.

Épée is the CoD Hardcore of Olympic sport.