Right. Because if Jan. 6 taught us anything, it’s that cops are always the bad guys.

I get it! It’s funny because he allegedly rapes women.

Yeah, and I’m sure it will lead to the same wonderful results as Nixon’s list... Get educated Brit Brit!

Either way, it’s better than discussing her shitty music.

Dave was right, again.

Don’t fool yourself, kid. The universe isn’t responsible for your misery. Neither is Hillary.

Except she didn’t do her best, and she knows it.

The clips Siskel & Ebert used were provided to them by the film studios, in press kits that are specifically created and cleared for promoting and reviewing the movies. In other words... they had permission to use them.

Shut up, deadbeat.

Pay your debts, deadbeat.

You wouldn’t know reality if it shook your hand and showed two forms of ID.

Close enough for Jezebel.

Why? Perhaps because he accidentally killed an innocent person and now his whole world is collapsing. Just a theory.

But if you accidentally killed someone you’d be totally calm, cool and rational, right?

Who cares what Canadians think?

Yep. Elections have consequences.

That’s because China is in charge now. They’ve been investing in the island’s infrastructure for decades.

Why wait?

Who?

Only if he also has Bruce Wayne’s bank account!