Put your reading glasses on, grandma. I’m not the author of that post.

I didn’t.

My plan isn’t to save the multi-billion dollar corporation money. I’d rather see them release the film despite what it may cost them.

You don’t need Leo to pay for your dinner.

Jezebel “reporting” anything is a farce.

Careful! Logic like that has a way of triggering the harpies around here.

Who cares? Zaslav isn’t some vapid Hollywood hack who is desperate for public affection. He’s not looking for likes. He’s a very successful businessman who acquired WB with a mandate to cut $3 billion in expenses. So indeed, the hatchet has come out, with more cuts to follow. Regardless, it’s the opinion of shareholder…

Face it, Jezebels. He’s never going to fuck you. Deal with it.

That’s lovely, but the cold reality of the situation is that WB/Discovery is DEEPLY IN DEBT. The actions I outlined above will save the company millions of dollars. Your plan saves them nothing, and in fact carries further costs even if the film is just “dumped” on HBOMax.

Indeed, few celebrities can pull off the “giant pile of shit” look as convincingly as Lizzo.

Good enough for Jezebel.

Jezebel knows all about being sexless and impractical.

Except you can’t just release a film without also spending even more money for promotion, advertising and distribution.

Because kids can’t learn anything unless it is taught to them in a classroom.

Good enough for Jezebel.

A few slaps are no big deal, right?

It’s going to be hard not to laugh when Harry dumps this woman when she hits the wall, if not sooner. Probably cheating on her already.

But she didn’t end the relationship. That’s why it’s called cheating on your partner.

Obviously it’s Jezebel rhyming slang.

Close enough for Jezebel.