@fastandsloppy: All Mormon women are hot. It was all part of Joseph Smith's plan to entice you to join his church. Of course, Smith didn't ACTUALLY think up this plan. It was Xenu all along! Yes, Xenu pulls the strings, clams! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pathetic man-animals! You've invented the Jeopardybot, but when will you get around to the sex bot? No wonder Teegeeack is such a miserable place!

Trust Xenu, you do NOT want a one-dollar hookerbot…

The key to good gimmickry, clams, is not to overplay the gag!

Hah! Ming is just a poor imitation of Xenu.

Pretty good for a Teegeeack clam, Jorge.

Yo La Tengo is playing a private command performance in Xenu's pleasure haven.

Burl is currently on a "special mission" to the Mysterious Planet Tau. That's what he's been told, anyway.

Fucking amateurs…

FUCK!
Xenu gets dragged into the fucking galactic zoning committee meeting all day and misses TWO Smith family science "fiction" items?

@Yankee Deer: Many of your puny mollusc-brained brethren make the same mistake you have made. How predictable you man-animals are!

ALERT! AMC must STOP the practice of making a notorious Scientologist LOOK SO DAMN HOT!!! This could be an inducement to the weak-minded puny humans of Teegeeack to be swayed by the sired song of Hubbardism!!! IF THIS DOES NOT STOP, XENU WILL DISPATCH THE PAIN-DROIDS!!!!

Galloping galaxies!!!
Two Will Smith-related items in one day? Obviously, Xenu needs to keep a closer eye on the activities of the Hubbardites on this pathetic planet. Xenu warns you all against supporting this program, lest the so-called "Fresh" Prince receive any support. He and his insufferable spawn are NOT…

Ahh, Teegeeack, just when Xenu thinks you can't get any more pathetic, you always find a way. That's why Xenu just can't stay away from the trainwreck that is your planet.

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Or, you could GET BACK TO WORK!!!! Teegeeack's productivity is down again this month!!! Xenu will not stand for this sloth!

Xenu cares not for your puny dichotomies of "right" or "wrong", "good" or "evil", "hot" or "not". Xenu is Xenu, and you will all BOW DOWN TO HIM!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES IN THIS THREAD!!!!

*sigh*

Blah blah blah DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE blah blah.