“and that parking on the street in Nazareth is a privilege, not a right.”

I used to listen to Jonathan Goldstein with his previous audio program “Wiretap” which aired on CBC Radio in Canada, although I always felt I wasn’t in on the joke when listening to it. Heavyweight is far better.

to be fair, “making an absolute fool of ted cruz” is low hanging fruit.

So it’s a blue hearse?

instead of saying “biathlete” which could get confusing despite the explanation, you could have simply said she competes in the biathlon

Many teams would take him... until he decided to ‘take a knee’ during the anthem. Then it doesn’t matter how good you are.

“Super Extreme DUI” should only be said in the same breath as “double secret probation”.

Is Lane Kiffin’s phone ringing?

I did that when I was a kid in the 70s living in Winnipeg... North Star running shoes and jean jacket. All winter.

This is when you know you are growing up and becoming an adult. When it is -40 you don’t care how stupid you look... because you are warm!

As a non-American looking at the USA from the outside... are you sure Mark Burnett isn’t shooting a reality show based around the entire country? This is like a bizarro world Truman Show.

Kinda surprised she didnt play the “I VOTED FOR TRUMP” card as if it were a free pass on decency.

Fosters is for tourists.

Was waiting for the hot potatoe comment.

I long for the old days when all you needed to protect your domicile was a Lightning Striking Louisville Slugger... at least then you usually got close enough to realize it was your friend entering your apartment and not in fact a burglar.