I wonder if the shovels will pay off in some other way, but even if that was Lynch taking a piss on the audience (like ohhh we've go a mystery brewing here with Jacoby and these golden shovels! *wink*), I really loved that scene.

Man this show drags so much. I think I'm enjoying it, but its also sort of sad and cheap looking? I can't tell if thats a purposeful aesthetic or not, or budgetary restrictions, whatever. It just feels off. The pacing is so painful. Maybe the pace of the original was similar and I was just more invested in the…

They couldn't even find a single joke that lands for the trailers.

Yess this is pretty exciting news. Prequel makes sense considering the ending. :P

monster fuck

bzz bzz

Hmmm lacks the charm of a real movie star, like Brendan Fraiser

Looks Captain Fantastic adjacent

Does TheBLAZE do situational comedies yet?

Ah, but look again! *flashy hand gesture, wiener vanishes*

Who is this for? Not me, thats for certain.

Jeff Goldblum was almost apl.de.ap

I think those guys were in Fifth Element

Just watched the trailer.. Fuuuuuck this looks bad. This looks like one of those fan produced shows but with a big CGI budget. Set phasers to DISAPPOINTED.

I feel like… you're supposed to be a smash success BEFORE you get an after-episode talk show.

..I'm unemployed. *hangs head in shame*

its when you give a woman you're married to head through a hole in a bedsheet

Yup. For awhile I felt like maybe they were sortof lining up pieces for potentials hosts for Bob. Like if Leo suddenly became lucid, or if the superhuman strength of Nadine was going to pay off in a threatening sense (and not just for laughs), but.. well one thats not really how Bob works I guess, and two.. we saw how…

Nah I'm just allergic to pretension.

miniature propulsive omnibus clusterbomb of painfully riotous daymares all dripping with the orange goo of dream logic