Chilling!

Really nice to see our coach continue to blame the players for getting knocked out, rather than acknowledging his incredibly fucking stupid tactical decisions.

Let's start by sending your ass back to Germany and hiring an American that won't act like a defeatist pussy before the World Cup even begins, Klansmann.

You're correct. There was one sequence when it appeared that players from both sides were prepping for a Brazilian Sharks and Jets sequence and the ref just ran through, motioned for them to break up, and kept running over to where the ball action was happening. I think at that point maybe only 5 players on the pitch…

Besides all the obvious fouling, I could have sworn there was at least 2-3 times everybody was standing around in confusion and then somehow play started up again without any notification that it was supposed. Among other things, I didn't think the penalty kick was actually ruled as one- mainly because the announcers…

They're rich alright, rich in religion whether they want it or not.

The moment that has always stuck with me was when I first played Samurai Shodown. I was a kid in an arcade and I saw a pretty game with cool-looking samurai and ninja so I popped in my quarter without a second thought. The first character I fought was this monstrous freak man with a demon mask, so it was pretty…

It would be fine - like Twilight, but with cheekbones instead of teeth. As the fetus' ferocious cheekbones sliced into Olivia Wilde from within, Tom Hiddleston would lean down and gently but ruthlessly slice open her abdomen with his own cheekbones. Once the (contrite and beautiful) child had been extracted, Hiddles…

That Taylor Dayne tweet just reminded me of that amazing story Tig Notaro told on This American Life. One of the best laughs I've ever had. If you're not familiar:

Sexist and racist. Wanna go for the triple combo and add homophobia too? Idiot.

Drop dead you idiot.

You're not funny or cool. Just a despicable racist troll.

-100

I can't bring myself to make fun of this kid when he is enjoying himself so much. Nice try though Deadspin...

Gas is a discrete resource, in finite supply, and access to it is controlled by individual people, who can respond to price caps by withholding it. "CEO," by contrast, is a job title. Hell, it's not even a certification or college major, and it's certainly not some discrete subspecies of human who will relocate to…

Came here to say the same thing.

Australian bro, you need to spend some time in the good ole US of A. Because you would have been tazed about 10 minutes ago.