I'm reminded that never having to interact with car sales reps is very high on my list of reasons to live in a city with good transportation options.

Maybe we can resolve this objectifying stare by undoing hundreds of thousands of years of evolution that made men instinctively visually-oriented when it came to selecting mates?

I can't believe I'm saying this but maybe NFL players are not moral paragons and outstanding role models. All of the addicts and wife-beaters should be removed from the league so that the 7 remaining people in the league can set a good example by repeatedly colliding with other's heads and get brain damage as God…

A sheltered liberal bourgeoise discovering things = the Force. It surrounds us, binds us. We should all be amazed by the bourgeois journey of discovery and self-reflection - especially when the answer (to whatever) is "I don't know". That's what makes it intellectual. It's a journey, see - not a destination. Isn't…

strange that one religion would use a holiday of another religion to make money. Oh wait no that's not strange that makes perfect sense since they are all rackets.

So does Playboy represent feminism or objectification to you? Because that will determine the answer. Color and scale of butt are mere detail without knowing where you stand in your initial answer. I'm sure whoever's profiting from Minaj's objectification continue to hope that you consider it the height of…

well we can rest assured that progressives will find a way to divide themselves and hand-wring themselves into a state of house-of-mirrors self-doubt just at the moment unity is necessary. That's something you can absolutely bet the fucking house on.

please somebody ask him for a couple awesome sentences about Bill Cosby.

Yes, it is impossible to be "over" or "superior", or more powerful than the creator - the mother. And since this is a power dynamic thing with all the rape threats, to have the mother involved in the discussion rains hellfire on their whole power-trip.

fast forward 10 years to this douche wondering why his daughter doesn't trust him. Also, let that be a lesson to everybody, if Oliver considers you disrespectful he has a history of altering food - because he never forgets a slight.

#notallactors, but really "Actor" is like the fucking stupidest thing to call yourself if you don't have genuine acting gigs. But it's probably easier to get the date instead of using "Unemployed", which just might be a dealkiller. All you need is a dream, and you're an "actor" - the difficulty to get an acting gig…

I read Curt Schilling's words and I think he makes a viable Republican candidate with some very salient Republican science points and I would like him to be in charge of this country's investments in research and development.

This is unbelievably funny.

HAHHAHAH that was perfect.

This is the Rush Limbaugh model, just run your stupid fat fucking mouth and then when somebody does something crazy as a result of it, blame it on the crazy.

I think the worst part about the whole thing is that they completely stopped making games for white males. You can hardly find a first-person-shooter anymore, they simply just don't make them. The world stands against the gamers, the game has become reality, - and still a girl doesn't want to kiss you.

one day some girl's brother or friend is going to create a very bad day for this douchebag.

I suspect Gawker might be getting a ton of migrant CNN commenters - world renowned for their concentrated stupidity, racism, and unparalleled desire to whine about balance and bias - as CNN has slammed the door shut on the bulk of commenting and a trolls gotta troll.

yeah, the internet is making ignoring things difficult.

When the oceans claim us all we will look back at this challenge and realize at long last we got what we deserved and that Mother Nature is not to be tempted into wrath.