the way that cat's behaving the entire time is straight up bodyguard shit. Unbelievable video.

i hate that. Some people just don't learn until worst-case-scenario inevitably emerges and then they are all "WHHHHHHYYY?!!"

oh my god this rules.

TOI-LET. Blasted. (that's all I got)

quit after you get your next paycheck. Do it at a party in front of everyone and make sure to mention that you're doing it because she doesn't pay you well. Then go get another job or write a tell-all and sell it to a publisher for a couple years worth of the money you make now.

that poor poor racist

in all fairness I doubt she fucks him, she's just for show obviously.

they can call them the Grand Wizards.

that poor man was made raceist by his girlfriend! Obummer false flag

maybe his punishment should be to have an all white NBA team.

gotcha. That's sad that she has a job that not only doesn't pay enough to get her to your wedding, but also doesn't allow even the time to take off. Sign of the times I guess.

there's gotta be a market there somewhere for people who elope or are not interested in marrying at all. Just bill all your friends and family like 250 each and inform them they've dodged a bullet and thank them in advance.

completely agree, but none of this institution is formed with any sense of reason or practicality. It's almost like the entire thing is based on some sort of rule that the more polar opposite to practicality the better.

couldn't you buy your sister's airfare?

yeah the rehearsal dinner is apparently one of the big things. They seem like they would be costly. When I went through my early-thirties invited to 10 weddings phase I generated an unshakable dislike of the entire wedding thing.

yeah but in questions of hypocrisy and irony they are the nation's foremost expert. I'm guessing they cancelled these accounts because they want a monopoly in the "bending you over and fucking you" business.

"But they should have the right to make a terrible business decision." And in Daimon's case every terrible business decision means bigger bonuses, win-win for quasi-morality and profit! USA! USA!

for the record, they will take your taxpayer money in handouts when they're in trouble, regardless of your chosen occupation. Morality has its limits, afterall.

i'd just sit down and kind of look at the menu and be all "hmm I'm looking for totally Xtreme and rockin, but also awesome - most of what I'm seeing here is clearly off-da-hook but can you or da krew recommend something for me because I'm clearly overwhelmed."

"these clip your shirt to your socks"