I think what's more upsetting to the switch is that they totally disrespected him. Not letting him know, dumping him after 15 years, saying he can't show any emotion in his face or voice. It's like really...

Yes, counseling children has led to my opinion that many parents are fairly bad at their job, a job that many of them never wanted in the first place and were never actually qualified to do. For example, you don't know how to form complete sentences.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we

Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

See, here's the problem I have with this. It assumes that no social progress is made in the face of immense technical progress. Which if really true, I think that means we're likely due for species ending nuclear firework before we even colonize Moon.

How It Should Have Ended agrees (relevant part starts at 1:58).

I think the Venture Bros. explained this.

I'm definitely exercising wrong. Scotch neat, artisan cheeses, hours spent in front of the computer. Pretty sure that's all the wrong way to exercise.

I don't remember when I was a kid hearing about any domestic violence.

I just finished reading the whole article. I was horrified by Sheriff Grudek. He had absolutely no interest in seeing this a criminal matter. Such a complete victim blaming with blinders.

" I don't remember when I was a kid hearing about any domestic violence."

Sheriff Bob is a massive idiot. There are many things I have not heard of, but that doesn't mean they aren't HAPPENING BOB!

I don't think it's a just world, that's for sure.

Sounds like, in addition to the "Sexy Lamp" and "Sexy Lamp with a Post-It Note" tests, we need a "Big Beefy Arm" test. Could she be replaced with a big, muscly arm that punches things in the background? (Obviously this gets more complicated if you have to put a little bikini on the big, beefy arm, in order for it to…

Excuse me I don't know what movie to which you are referring, as far as I'm concerned nobody ever made a follow-up to Aliens la la la you can't convince me otherwise.

SHAMELESS PLUG.

Turns out, making explicit threats doesn't constitute protected speech. I expect he could have learned this far more cheaply in a constitutional law class at his university, but I suppose crazy and violent is as crazy and violent does.

The site must still be in beta

Yep, every human being you've ever met is probably a racist fuck. Defending racist jokes makes you horrible and you apparently hang out with horrible people, since everyone you know has a history of telling racist jokes.