I am the biggest bleeding heart animal lover imaginable, but I don’t know that hunter would be a deal breaker. Pretty much everyone I know, who is not me or my husband, hunts around these parts. I’m really glad my husband doesn’t hunt, but I don’t see those who do as evil monsters or whatever.

I have a stuffed dog in my restaurant, and let me be clear in saying I mean I have a child’s toy that looks like a dog, particularly the dog I named my restaurant after. I don’t think it looks particularly real, but we had to add a sign assuring people it was never a live animal. Because people were looking at it and…

So this one time we got a brochure from a church in the mail and there was a cartoon pic of a guy being crushed under the weight of his sins. One of the rocks said “porns” on it and we laughed so hard about that. Crushed by the weight of his porns.

Did not know this is a thing that actually happens. Not so funny…

Yeah but did you see his collection? Absolutely smashing.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

These crush fetishes are getting out of hand.

Next fashion trend: bedazzled surgical masks. I’m calling it now people!

They have not yet invented the word for how embarrassing this clown truly is.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

And that is the real harm he does. Maybe someone like your MIL would ask a doctor to refer her to a dietitian, or join Weight Watchers, or anything else actually helpful. Instead she is lining the pockets of people who pay Dr. Oz while her health suffers.

Boils, furuncles, and carbuncles are all infections of the hair follicle. Nape of the neck = multiple hair follicles = multiple places for infection to happen. This area is also exposed to friction and irritation, allowing more access points for bacteria to infiltrate.

I've had cellulitis...twice. Not cool. Not cool at all. Well, the IV dilaudid I got for pain was kinda cool. But seriously, it's not something to fuck around with.

Omigod this. Look, I get it if he didn't have insurance and seeing a doctor would be cost prohibitive and/or he couldn't get to an ER... But Jesus man, get a pair of latex gloves.

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

The person didn't even clean their finger nails first.

I read this right after eating poutine. Mistakes were made.