My Mass Effect character through all 3 games was Barack Obama. Pretty awesome watching mr. President create black holes with his mind and dancing like a goober.

Unless you play a Hobbit, then you can work in a booby joke and STILL be somewhat lore appropriate (Emmerson Bigguns, burglar, at your service).

Russian has no articles (“a”, “an”, “the”). Read through the message and you’ll see there are no articles. Smart money is on Russians.