you have only regrets, my friend.

Well, he can enjoy eating what practically amounts to a lump of coal, but we are free to ridicule him for it.

"our 10 oz. filet Mignon, cooked "Extra, extra, EXTRA well-done"

I LOVE Duckie. Do not understand the Blaine love. And if Andie picked anyone else, it should've been hot douche James Spader. But not Blaine, a boy with the name and personality of a major appliance.

I have almost no idea what you're talking about, but I starred you for moxie. Crazy boundaries that marginalize your town to the benefit of a better-known one interest me, for whatever reason.

CENTRAL COAST SYCOPHANCY ALERT: As someone who grew up a few miles away from the original location, I can tell you The Habit began in GOLETA, not Santa Barbara. Everybody (including The Habit's website) says "Santa Barbara" because no one knows where Goleta is. But it's its own city and everything.

//Bitter longtime…

chill out and buy some nice stuff there! Don't support 99% of the other places polluting and slave driving in china! Let the judges fight for harassment victims, I don't get the point of this

I thought it was entertaining when I looked up King of the Hill on Netflix (not realizing they'd gotten rid of it) and found a movie about a boy coming of age during the Depression and a bunch of one-star reviews saying, "Bring back the propane and propane accessories." Because, seriously, Netflix.

Never thought I'd say it, but thank God for mobsters.

Not too long after I moved from NYC to SF, I was bartending in a place that served food very late for SF. (For you New Yorkers, SF closes about 4 hours earlier than NYC.)

I have conservative family, dated a conservative american lady...Ogre don't play that anymore. I did find out that I can care about people that don't share my views, but...well...in the end it isn't going to work out. Love me, love people. All the people.

So I've made some mouths froth, too.

"She wasn't really that far off the mark, to be honest. I don't care whether it's a man or a woman. I just date the most famous option—like Amber Heard."

I don't know much about these people except that they have silly names. Angel Haze sounds like something Charlotte Haze calls Lolita's dead baby brother.

Was it hoodoo? I've been known to practice hoodoo, and I've always gotten results, but damn if it hasn't almost always been in a "be careful what you wish for" way.

My mom was a late mom. I was never once picked up on time from school (unless the babysitter got me or I walked home), from sports, from a friend's house, from daycare, from camp, from anything. I always always the last one waiting, never walked out of a building to see her already waiting for me. I was once forgotten…

I know I turned Spanish when I saw the Spanish club having so much fun. If they didn't want me getting all Spanish then they shouldn't have made it look so fun! They totally should have showed the dark side of being Spanish so I would have *known* what I was getting in to.

I really want to point you towards LoveJoyFeminism on Patheos- most particularly her parenting section. Read it. There are better ways to discipline children than physically. I'm not saying your mum was horrible (not at all!) but it's all but unanimous amongst parenting experts and psychologists that spanking…

I've been all over the weight spectrum (102 lbs to 165) and my ribs have always stuck out. I have a bigass ribcage.

1. Apply directly to forehead.

Can we talk about his use of the word "cameltoe" though? First he shouts "stop being a cameltoe" and then at a later point he shouts "the dangers of a cleavage-showing cameltoe."