Every now and then ill flip on his show, and try to watch it. And every time I think to myself, I must be missing something. This guy is not funny, or witty, or whatever else, he is awful.

Love: We’re all on the same page and we’re all in.

One reason the Spurs can get guys at below-market rates is that they can keep an awful lot more of their take-home pay in a state with no income tax and a city with super cheap real estate. Back-of-the-rotation guys can live like gods in South Texas.

It’s so incredible that drafting David Robinson basically set the tone and established the culture of sacrifice and winning for 3 decades. Probably the most valuable (long-term) pick to have ever been made by any franchise in the history of the league.

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

Technically, dying slave workers is a third world problem.

Dude, we all know this. It’s like those guys who shop at Armani Exchange. We see them, we know they want everyone to know “I have class and make thousands of dollars a year!” , but it is still Armani Exchange and it goes well with the Axe body spray.

First let me say RIP to follow riders.

These kinds of warnings need to come with a danger level... I’ve never given myself food poisoning and I’ve refrozen food that has been left on the counter to thaw on more than one occasion. On a scale of 1 to I left my meat in the trunk all day, does this rank a 2? a 6? How dangerous is it? Because I’ll take on a…

Dear god what have you done.

You can think of them as curvy if you include potholes as topographical changes

Theoretically these are for sale, but you never see them.

A bat and two balls you say? Point Cabrera.

Most government employees know the government is inefficient, they just don’t care as long as their salary gets paid and they get to spend taxpayer’s money. They’re all just pretending to be surprised by this.

And as an LLC they close up shop and walk away from the lawsuit award.

And as an LLC they close up shop and walk away from the lawsuit award. They will reopen across town as Best Auto America Automotive Corp

I didn’t realize that Jim Carrey was (to my completely untrained eye) a talented painter. The stuff in his studio surprised me a bit. Granted, I’m more impressed by the gorilla than I am by spilling a bunch of paint on top of it, but it looks like talent to me.

I think my favorite thing about all the think pieces on Ballers so far is how angry people are getting that the show is actually showing the reality of the NFL, and how, yeah, sometimes it fucking sucks to be young, rich, and wealthy when you have no idea what you’re getting into and what that might potentially mean.

I had an old shop teacher that recommended dong this with corked test tubes. Not for valuables mind you but for whatever colour paint the door was painted in. He said that paint gets lost/used over the years and doors get dings and scratches and keeping a little bit of paint around really helps with fixing things up.