First I laughed

An apology letter from Obama would’ve been sent to Putin.

Doesn’t looks half as painful as actually having to pay for and wear Affliction clothing tbh.

Costas is right—-it is a cynical exploitation/tabloid play, calculated to get the speech shared on BuzzFeed and Facebook and Twitter and Gawker Media’s array of sites. PR’s doing its job.

ESPN has used the “Arthur Ashe Award” effectively twice. Once for Jim Valvano, once for Stuart Scott. Market’s just a little tight…

Dear world,

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

Government Logic... Everything is free!

4th gear. The human race, as we know it, is about to hit a trough. Auto braking is like a motion-detected paper towel dispenser. It is something that doesn’t need to be improved upon. Auto-braking is only relevant because of the douchecannons that can’t be bothered to pay attention and be alert when they drive. It’s a…

There are multiple “exotic” cars on this list.

Calling an SL an exotic car is a farce regardless of what engine is bolted under the hood. The only difference between this an a pedestrian SL500 is the cylinder count.

BMW F30 335i - COZ YOU’RE 0.5l SHORT IN DISPLACEMENT TO CALL YOURSELF A 335 YOU SUNOFABITCH!

“Just waving the chec....hey, Jim, get a load of this!”

No no no no. Do **not** follow this advice. The minimum temperature for your water heater should be 60 degrees Celsius or 140 Fahrenheit. Anything lower than that will be a breeding ground for bacteria.

Nice to see Doug #4 is doing well after all these years.

It’s only a “rumor” if you are too young to have seen “Night Shift” when it was fresh.

Pools are like boats. You don’t want one. You want a close friend that has one.

I have no excuse for my beer belly after seeing this. Getting old isn’t an excuse for getting fat and lazy! Now let me finish off this pork roll sandwich.

If you think the men who fought on the beaches on D-day and BRUCE Jenner have anything in common you are a fucking idiot.

The shear scale of Operation Overlord and all the loss of life humbles me everytime I think about it.

This is the most moronic cooking advice I’ve ever heard. Store bought mayonnaise is largely canola oil, along with flavoring agents and thickening agents. Just use canola oil if you want to grease the grill. Or, better yet, use a saturated fat as opposed to a low-smoke point oil (such as canola or....mayonnaise) since…