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theRealRealMikeyG
therealrealmikeyg

BMW F30 335i - COZ YOU’RE 0.5l SHORT IN DISPLACEMENT TO CALL YOURSELF A 335 YOU SUNOFABITCH!

“Just waving the chec....hey, Jim, get a load of this!”

No no no no. Do **not** follow this advice. The minimum temperature for your water heater should be 60 degrees Celsius or 140 Fahrenheit. Anything lower than that will be a breeding ground for bacteria.

Nice to see Doug #4 is doing well after all these years.

It’s only a “rumor” if you are too young to have seen “Night Shift” when it was fresh.

Pools are like boats. You don’t want one. You want a close friend that has one.

I have no excuse for my beer belly after seeing this. Getting old isn’t an excuse for getting fat and lazy! Now let me finish off this pork roll sandwich.

If you think the men who fought on the beaches on D-day and BRUCE Jenner have anything in common you are a fucking idiot.

The shear scale of Operation Overlord and all the loss of life humbles me everytime I think about it.

This is the most moronic cooking advice I’ve ever heard. Store bought mayonnaise is largely canola oil, along with flavoring agents and thickening agents. Just use canola oil if you want to grease the grill. Or, better yet, use a saturated fat as opposed to a low-smoke point oil (such as canola or....mayonnaise) since

Of course there is, may i present 3 Nimitz class carriers leading a fleet of 11 other ships with a B-2 flyby escorted by f18s, f16s and f15s

As a Bay Area native and son of someone once stationed at Alameda NAS, I only accept the Carl Vinson as being “home” when it passes under the Golden Gate.

Yeah God forbid we try to hurry up the BS security process when the TSA has literally never caught a terrorist. Which, you might know this one, is the entire point of the TSA.

Fixed it.

There’s a great bit in the first season of Black Sails where two small pirate vessels take on a huge Man O’ War. Their hope is to ambush the thing and do enough damage to force a quick surrender. The shot where it finally, slowly heels around for a broadside and alllllllllllllll the gunports open up and the main

The real solution is to treat TSA officers as skilled professionals, with pay and benefits, and job security and level of respect commensurate with the importance of the job.

Defender owners are creating a custom grille plaque for the attorney:

You forgot the other kind of wear and tear: cleaning costs. Because inevitably someone will upchuck in your car.

I live in NYC. I’m from the area. I lived upstate for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t propagate the use of flip flops, and I won’t make fun of you for being a godless hippie with rancid feet with no respect for your surroundings.