This is most likely a flea bath. If you know of a cat that can administer one to themselves, perhaps you’ve got the next viral video in the making.

They are almost certainly fine. But if they ever kill a bird in a spectacular fashion, or fall into the toilet after you’ve let the yellow mellow, or come down with a case of fleas that won’t respond to the usual treatments, or refuse to back down from a skunk encounter, or get old and are too fat/arthritic to clean…

I think there’s a typo? I’m only counting 20 years between 1995 and now.

I always think it’s disgusting how women involved in scandal get offered to do porn. It’s puerile and it feels like it’s shaming them, like taking a dog that made an accident on the carpet and shoving their nose in it.

Back in my day, we just watched porn to get off, not be reminded of the current disintegration of the celebrity family.

I don’t think I would do a porn for only $1 million but tbh there IS a number, though I’m not sure what it is.

Why is no one getting this joke?????? Brilliant. Effing brilliant.

I know you’re posting in earnest, and I know that you are a regular commenter (and I am just a lowly mostly-lurker), but I wish you would consider that you come across as kind of judgmental in the way you’ve approached this thread. It’s okay that you are in an upper middle class bubble where most people you know never…

I’m loving the comments from people who don’t realize this is a song. #Iamalsoanold :)

Awwww, is everybody here too young to remember Rupert Holmes’ “Escape - The Pina Colada Song?”

So, I was signed up for AshleyMadison. Before you dismiss me outright as an unfaithful jerk, though, I want you to hear me out. In a rather roundabout way, the website helped me and my wife reconnect in a way that would not have been possible otherwise.

Hahahaha oh god. This comment reminds me - are baby boomers still calling millenials entitled? Cause that shitz needs to stop. If you didn’t have to take on life destroying loans in order to maybe, someday, qualify for a job with middle class level wages, you have no right to call folks who have no other choice lazy…

Are you serious? My husband had his undergrad paid for, but he’s not the norm! At least I didn’t think he was. I had 30k to pay back when I was done. I don’t know a ton of people who have parents with that kind of money. I’m going to try and do it for my kids, but they’ll have to live at home and go to the local…

If she were poor, she'd go to prison and her kids would go to group homes.

But no one is doing that. Go back to bed.

I hate this woman.

I stop being friends with them. And now, in my 27th year, I have thinned out my friend ranks because it’s not my job to educate or enlighten or try to change people’s minds. There’s no way in hell I can act civilly with the lady I went to high school with who’s intensely pro-birth/anti-choice. I don’t have the drive…

I’m in with your first sentence, because I never said it was one or the other. But when I say “made by men”, I mean that men were in all the positions of power that created the draft. There were a grand total of 36 women in Congress between 1935-1954. 36 out of more than 500 members.

She did later tweet about how if Cruz had spent a few years growing up in Canada he would’ve been less of a dingbat about universal healthcare

Has any group in history had a more difficult struggle than white Christians in America?