Me too! I saw the headline in the IGHome feed and thought "Wow, Salon has reaaallly changed their editorial policy or someone is about to get fired."

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Congratulations?

It is downright adorable that this interviewer is such a fanboy over Weird Al.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Well I wasn't expecting to be doxxed today, and I'ma let you finish, but look... did you expect less from me?

I have a slightly different perspective. Anything that is entertaining as hell is de facto good.

All those clothes and she still picks a tacky outfit to wear on the air

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

If I had to rank it'd be Season 1, Season 3's potential, Season 2, Season 3.

No. I will not. I will wear a regular hair elastic because I am not an animal. We did not evolve from the sludge to wear scrunchies.

This is for you, Kacy.

I will say that this image — seen on The Mary Sue — is awesome.

Bahahaha what is that even supposed to mean? Even as a whole sentence/whole thought it's a stupid point. Who the fuck does any of those things only when people are watching? So telling me my reading comprehension sucks makes no sense, because you don't seem to know what the hell you're talking about in any of your…

Gotta come back to this because it makes me laugh so much:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, that made my day as much as it made yours! Adam Kwasman is the funniest undocumented migrant worker of all time!!!!!!

I got where you were coming from, no worries. Turns out snowflakes sometimes gotta explain their snowflakiness to the rest of the world....

"Goldblum seemed stricken with Davis and she of him."