I've been scanning comments to see if I missed a joke. It literally says dolphin.
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“No shit.”
I’m sorry but you hit on a woman, she turned you down, even friend-zoned you, and you just gave up? You respected her boundaries? How does she even know if she’s attracted to you unless you refuse to be friend zoned and continue to hit on her incessantly? I bet you didn’t once neg her either. Ugh. Weak performance.
What the hell could possibly be contained in a playboy tell all that reasonable people don't already know? The guy is a sleeze? The women love him for his money? The whole thing isn't some amazing feminist enterprise? There has to be some limits to tells-all style books people!
I’ll tell you what this article is making me die to buy is one of these bad boys. My grandmother in law has one and I love it. All of its outfits only make the tacky more gloriously tacky. Totally ordering one. https://www.pink-flamingos.com/Plastic-Pink-F…
Perhaps. Also there are now services you can hire to do it, which may make it seem more prevalent?
I don't think it's a new thing in Florida. People were doing it at least 20 years ago.
20 years ago in elementary school for me. It suuuucks. I usually hate Father's Day stuff even now. But these posts are really sweet b
Ugh this made me all teary. Sweet dad.
What has been seen...
I tried again, obviously.
Dammit it’s like being 7 all over again. :-(
I think it is incredibly dumb but I still tried it and am still slightly sad that I can’t do it. But less in the “I’m fat” way and more the way I felt in elementary school when everyone else could curl their tongues and my was just flat and boring. Sigh.
If I'd been stopped on the street and asked to go I would 100% have gone. The spectacle was amazing.
Best part of the article hands down.
Like any vacation it's never long enough amirite?
I didn’t realize one needed to be married to have sex with their partner any particular number of times a day. Those two things seem irrelevant to one another, except for your need to brag about how much sex you have (and apparently how little you think Tam Tams does).
She married him so she could have sex every day? I... Didn't know that was a requirement.
Well we do know that NVC was really “into ISIS girlfriends” so maybe.